I thought you might enjoy taking a look at some of my wisdom in a prepared, organized format.

• Uncrustables(tm) are icky.
• You aren't the only one with problems, just the only one with your problems.
• Just because you know how to cut wood doesn't mean you are Jesus.
• George W. Bush is a complete @&$.
• @&$ means Poopy-Head.
• My rod is chafed because Ive been thinking about my best friend too much.
• Black people are great and if you dont agree you can suck my small dick dry of cum. Do it. Now. If your a boy that is.
• Girls are great! As long as they have firm long tender little dicks.
• Jesus doesn't know the pain I feel.

I'm highly intrigued by the astounding intellect displayed in these thoughts. Mayhap you might share your wisdom with us poor, ignorant dullards? Such insight as is shown here is nothing short of revolutionary. Continue dispensing knowledge, O prophet.